Well it is now just 5 days til my final exams start and 11 til they end.  Compact.  I have been revising my lil ass off and have complied masses of checklists, page and case references and think I am almost ready.  I have been able to do the bare basic revision bits, only TUPE regulations to do now and then the real cramming starts, and mock exams.  Lets see how they all go, I'm sure they will be fine, my whole life has consisted of exams and paperwork!! (lets hope it will be fine)

 

It was Glors' London Hen Night on sat eve, which was celebrated in Wapping in a posh restuarant.  Dressed to the 9's and her with her halo and sash and 10 or more mates, we had a blast.  Not knowing anyone but Glors at the start but that didn't put me off, by the end we were all having a great laugh, much to the annoyance to the other diners, yeah we could give you curry SXOC'ers something to challenge!!  So songs were sung, paper everywhere, L plates all over the table and balloons, and a free bottle of wine- heck I'm breaking my no drinking rule .

Had to then dash back to get the last train home from LB and wandered on home, stars all over my face!

So I have to thank Omaraka and Jo's for a top night, I hope Glors had a good time, it looked like it .  Still we didn't get her as good as the guys got Neil... ha ha - there is still time girl!

Sorry I didn't stay over in Essex- but then it was Essex.... lol!

 

This may well be may last blog for a couple of weeks while I fly by the seam of my trousers to and fro my finals.  Hope you are all good, see you around Xx

Complimentary of Rich, read these to cheer up your day...

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

"What are my choices?" the man asked.

"Yes or no," she replied

 

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said,"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not,  they're dead."

 

The policeman got out  of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his  window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said.

The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"

The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"

 

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

Oh yes and you know it baby!!

Results day today comprising of 6 results of the exams and assessments of this year.

The results?

I passed each and every one of them- so naturally the happy dance has to be done and the family notified.  And here I am telling you guys; friends and newbies alike.

I only have 3 exams left and so even if all goes tits up, I will only have to retake those three and no backlog of exams or assessments.

I can tell you I am one happy bunny!

 

So this blog is to happy times, forget the bad and look to the future as it is what you make of it!!

Have a good day everyone

So my very frustrating compuer problems have ceased and been corrected by the guru himself, thank you me dear.

So here I am finally back on track with my work and organised with my revision schedule as the last exam times loom not too far ahead.  But have no fear there is only about 8 days between my last lesson and m,y exam- I can do this- LOL!!  Yeah.  So whilst I am still learning I am going to start getting this butt in gear.

The job is going to be put on hold while I get this very last uni exams underway.  Scary how time goes ay?  Just flies by when you are so busy, barely taking time to reach the surface to breathe.  Not long now guys.  I'll have a couple of going away days and eves to see me and Troy off and then when we are settled we will no doubt have another lot of 'house warmings' for everyone.  Note: beds are on a first come first serve and you-dont-live-far-away-you-lazy-git basis.

So what else is going on in the world?  The MotoGP was on today from Shanghai in China, which unfortunately I missed but I will catch it in MCN no doubt.  I have no doubt that BSB and World Superbikes will be on this weekend or next weekend as well.  Apparently Britney Spears is touring as well as Linkin Park but I wont go into detail in that.

 

Also took my baby for a spin last night, and having got used to the gearbox and her light accelerator and my 5 years of not driving a car after a few minutes it comes back to you.  So I guess I should take my test at somepoint...  I have always put it off saying I dont want to take anothe exam as I have enough at school/uni and I cant afford a car and now I have a car and the exams will soon end so what excuse have I got??  Forgetting the lact that I dont actually want a car and want a bike, I will need to ride a car for travelling up to Leicester and back to Kent to see friends/family with junk/suitcases .

Anyone else went to see Linkin Park?  Weren't they just the bees knees????  Fabulous, as good as sex it has to be said- and an hour straight? sounds good to me.  Next they come over make it longer

 

All the best guys, and once again, thanks T for my dreamcar, the best concert in ages and for being that dream man (lets have many years more together) (shut up everyone I can hear you, you synics!! )

Xx

I am sorry I haven't been onlne much for the past 2 weeks or so I have been having quite serious computer probs inc the blue screen of death, RAM probs and internet probs hence I've not been online, updated my site or chatted to anyone, and so I am sorry, pray forgive lil me.

So now it is safe to say computers and I aren't on happy terms with each other.  I have neve shouted so any obsenities in my life before but now I have thanks to computers.  So here I am now, at my partners house on his pc chilling out while he grabs dinner in his newly purchased car.

This is my dream car since I was 16, so you can gather my now it is quite old; about 10 years old.  It is (drum roll please) an XR2i.  And I love her.  Very much.  She has what is to be expected of aging signs but only a very small amount of rust on the boot lock.  She is the best thing since sliced bread and perfect for a first car as she is nippy and small for me to easily control.  So yep if you see me knocking about just wave hello there!!

 

Also in my absence I have been to the Astoria to see Linkin Park.  I liked their first two albums and Jay-Z stuff so I thought yep, why not, as my bro cheekily enough wanted me to buy the tickets.  It ended up being a fantastic night and they are only the 2nd band that I would say I would go to see again.  They have so much energy and mingled with the crowd it was crazy, absolutely fantastic.  Only problem is that it ended too soon.  Def a good and see band everyone.

Righty I do believe dinner is served, so off I pop.

 

All the best

Xx